Welcome to Step-Parenting 101: the course where you learn to parent like a boss!
Step 1: Practice yelling at your kids in front of a mirror.
Step 2: Yell at your kids while they're doing their homework. Bonus points for yelling at the homework itself.
Step 1: Practice ignoring your kids for extended periods of time.
Step 2: Develop a keen sense of smell for when your kids are hungry or scared.
Step 1: Create elaborate scenarios that make your kids doubt their own sanity.
Step 2: Practice making your kids question their own identity.