Panic! (But Not Really)

You're on Step 1: Panic!

At this stage, you're probably wondering what's going on and why the cat is plotting against you.

Don't worry, it's just a drill. Sort of.

Here are some subtle clues that might help you survive this ordeal.

Or, you know, just pretend everything is fine and hope the apocalypse passes you by unnoticed.

Subtle Clues Panic Mode Activated! The Cat is Watching

Next Steps:

Step 2: Denial | Step 3: Acceptance

Note: The subpages will be served as a parody of the original request, with the first subpage being a satirical take on the "subtle clues" mentioned in the main page.