We've abandoned all hope, the last vestige of our sanity. Our once-promising careers, our relationships, our hair - all gone. You're welcome, world.
Our abandoned projects are a testament to our utter failure. Project Abyss was supposed to change the world, but it only managed to change our bank accounts.
We've tried everything: Rebound Rebellion, Requiem for a Dream, even Requiem for a Bird. But nothing seems to work.
You can join us in our pit of despair. Just click Despair and Gloomy Tunes to learn more.
Or, if you're feeling brave, Desperation Station might be more your speed.