Welcome to the Inevitable Downward Spiral!

A Step-by-Step Guide to Ruin and Despair

You've made it to Step 5, congratulations! By now, things should be getting really bad.

• Step 5.1: Your Cat Has Eaten Your Favorite Socks Again
• Step 5.2: You've Run Out of Coffee (Again)
• Step 5.3: You've Been Laid Off (Because You Were Clearly a Robot)

What's your next move? Will you:

1. Continue down the spiral, because why stop now?
2. Take a break, grab some coffee, and reflect on your life choices?
3. Just delete all of this and pretend it never happened?

Stay tuned for more steps, but let's be real, you're probably not.