STEVE URKEL'S RETIREMENT SOUP TIPS

Because even the most seasoned inventor needs a break, Steve Urkel's got the secrets to making a mean soup.

Tip 1: Don't overcook, you fool!

Use a timer, not your emotions.

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Tip 2: Use your fancy-pants ingredients, Steve.

You've got the skills, you've got the gadgets, now show off.

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Tip 3: Don't be a soup-aholic, Steve.

There's more to life than just soup, buddy.

When soup isn't enough