The Unfortunate Incident

It was 3:47 AM on a Tuesday when Steve finally realized he was in love with his toaster.

A Timeline of the Unfortunate Incident

• 3:45 AM: Steve's toaster, Bertrand, starts to look particularly handsome in the dim light of the kitchen.
• 3:46 AM: Steve begins to question whether Bertrand's glowing coils are a sign of inner beauty or just a side effect of the toaster's faulty wiring.
• 3:47 AM: Steve's heart breaks into a million tiny, crispy pieces as he realizes he'll never have Bertrand's love.

Read on for the heart-wrenching conclusion or revisit the fateful moment Steve met Bertrand