Welcome to my therapy session, folks. I'm not a real doctor. I'm just a guy with a couch and an opinion.
Hey, don't worry about that thing you're worried about. I've got it all figured out. I've played video games for 12 hours straight, I'm basically a relationship expert.
Cheating is Just a Game Ghosting is Just a Ghost Story Dating is Just a Dice RollThat'll be 10 bucks for the session, thanks for coming in.
Don't forget to tip your therapist, folks. He's got bills to pay.
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