Steve here, the king of heartbreaks. Welcome to my therapy sessions, where the walls are thin and the emotions are thick. Today we're going to explore the depths of your emotional dumpster fire.
First, let's get one thing straight: I'm not a real therapist, but I'm definitely better than the ones you met with your aunt Mildred's cousin, Larry.
We're going to start by playing a game called "Guess the Reason I Broke Up with You". You'll give me your ex's name, and I'll tell you a reason why I dumped 'em. It's not mean-spirited, I promise.
But don't expect any actual help or guidance. That's what your therapist aunt Mildred's cousin Larry is for.
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