Welcome to Steve's Calendar, where every month is a never-ending cycle of disappointment and despair.
Today is the 14th of February, which means it's Valentine's Day, but don't get too excited, it's just an excuse for people to exchange stale flowers and overpriced chocolates.
Also, today is Steve's Day, a holiday in which I, Steve, will be spending the entire day eating Cheetos and playing video games, because that's what really matters.
Valentine's Day