Steve's Motivational Mumbo-Jumbo

Because you're reading this, you're already a winner!

But don't just stop at winning, keep going!

Here's a motivational quote for the ages: "You are a diamond, but not a diamond in the rough, because you're already polished and sparkling like a disco ball on a Tuesday."

Steve's 3 Simple Steps to Success:

  1. Step 1: Wear a bright orange jumpsuit to work. Trust me, it makes a statement.
  2. Step 2: Inhale the aroma of freshly brewed coffee while simultaneously reciting your entire life story to a confused stranger.
  3. Step 3: Demand a 5-minute break every 10 minutes to contemplate your navel.
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