Steve's 7/2 Motivations
Steve has been having a rough day. He's spilled coffee on his shirt, stepped in a puddle, and his cat's hairballs are everywhere. But Steve is determined to power through and crush his goals!
Here's what's working in his favor:
- Caffeine - Steve has a 5-gallon coffee pot in his living room, and it's always full.
- Anger Management - Steve's therapist is a wise and compassionate man named Bob, who only speaks through a megaphone.
- Selfishness - Steve only cares about his own feelings, which are mostly just a jumble of anxiety and despair.
- Procrastination - Steve can put off anything for weeks, months, even years. It's a superpower, really!
- Distractibility - Steve's easily sidetracked by cat videos, video games, and shiny objects.
- Self-doubt - Steve has a PhD in second-guessing himself, and it's a real thing he's good at.
- Exasperation - Steve's just really, really good at being exasperated. It's impressive, really.
And to really drive it home, here's some Steve's Favorite Quotes to get Steve pumped up!
Or if you're feeling really stuck, check out The Steve Braintrust for more advice!