Steve's Seven Motivational Mantras for the Apocalypse

Steve, you are a shining beacon of hope in a world gone mad. You must remember that the apocalypse is not just a physical event, but also a metaphorical state of mind.

Read Steve's Manifesto for the Apocalypse

Steve's Survival Tips for the Post-Apocalyptic World

Repeat after me, Steve: "I will not be a human-shaped dust bunny in the face of destruction!"