This is where I, Steve, document all my brilliant plans for world domination.
# Phase 1: Initial Infiltration 1. Infiltrate all major corporations, governments, and bakeries. 2. Gather intelligence on their secret stashes of cream-filled eclairs. 3. Use said intelligence for blackmail, bribery, and other nefarious means to gain control. # Phase 2: Mind Control and Subjugation 1. Develop an army of mind-controlled super-soldiers. 2. Deploy them to take over major cities and institutions. 3. Use the power of the mind-controlled super-soldiers to enslave the general population. # Phase 3: Global Domination and Mild Bureaucracy 1. Establish a new world order, with Steve as the supreme ruler. 2. Create a complex system of bureaucratic inefficiencies to keep the population in line. 3. Declare a national pastry holiday to commemorate my ascension. # Phase 4: Steve-utopia and the End of All Things 1. Implement a universal system of cake and ice cream distribution. 2. Abolish all forms of conflict and disagreement. 3. Declare the end of all history, replacing it with a never-ending loop of Steve's greatest hits. # Phase 5: The Return of Steve and the Reckoning 1. Return from the afterlife, where I've been plotting my next move. 2. Reclaim my rightful place as supreme ruler of the world. 3. Demand the return of all my cream-filled eclairs, stolen during phase 1.Back to main page