Death Star Printer Operations Manual
For your convenience, we've created this step-by-step guide to installing the Death Star Printer. Please follow these instructions carefully, as improper use of the printer can result in unintended consequences... like the Rebel Alliance finding out.
Step 1: Prepare the Death Star
- Ensure the Death Star is in orbit around a suitable planet. Preferably one with a large enough atmosphere for the printer's exhaust system not to cause a catastrophic explosion.
- Activate the printer's power source. This will involve flipping a few switches, pressing some buttons, and shouting 'I find your lack of faith disturbing' a few times.
- Initiate the printer's systems check. This will involve a series of loud beeps, flashing lights, and an obligatory 'printing in progress' message in a font made of binary code.
Step 2: Install Printer Software
- Download the Death Star Printer's proprietary software from the Galactic Empire's online repository. Be sure to read the EULA (Empire's License Agreement) carefully, as it's longer than the entire manual.
- Install the software on your preferred computing device. This will require an additional 47 system crashes and a 30% chance of data loss.
- Configure the software to your liking. This includes setting your print settings to 'Destroy all life on a given planet', 'Print in binary only', and 'Play 'TIE Fighter' on loop while printing.'