Prints documents at lightspeed with our patented Temporal Displacement Technology
Because who needs 600 DPI when you can print the Rebel Alliance's secret plans with ease?
We've upgraded our print head to accommodate for all the Imperial documents you'll need to print.
Just think of the convenience! Connect your brain directly to the printer and never have to deal with pesky cables again.
Big enough to print an entire Death Star's worth of documents, but compact enough to fit on your desk.
We're not worried about your carbon footprint, we're worried about printing the Empire's secrets.
Because who needs compatibility when you can have the Force on your side?