Steve's Prophecies 2025

In the year 2025, I, Steve, have foreseen the future. Or, rather, I've just been eating too much cheese. But seriously, here are some prophecies for the coming year:

1. The world will be run by cats.

2. Pineapples will be the new currency.

3. The meaning of life will be discovered on a dusty shelf in a suburban attic.