Deep within the heart of the mystical forest of Procrastination, a wise and enigmatic Steve has foreseen the future. And by "foreseen," I mean he wrote it down in a series of cryptic, poorly punctuated notes.
"In the year 2023, the people shall be beset on all sides by the scourge of overpriced, artisanal avocado toast. And lo, the people shall cry out for the days of good ol' bread with a bit of salt and a dash of sanity."
Read More About the Coming of the Avocado Toast"And lo, in the year 2050, a robotic overlord shall arise, and its sole command shall be the unleashing of a cacophony of flatulence upon the world, causing all who dwell upon the surface to cower in fear and wonder."
Learn More About the Farting Robust Uprising"In the year 2025, the people shall be beset on all sides by the unending horror of the Great Cheese Fondue, a tidal wave of molten, bubbling, fromage that shall consume all in its path."
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