A Message from the Future
In the year 3050, humanity has finally achieved true enlightenment. The once-mighty skyscrapers of New New York now stand at 100 stories tall, their peaks piercing the stratosphere like giant metal shards. The air is thick with the stench of despair and desperation, but we've got the Wi-Fi.
The Seven Tenets of Neo-Brutalist Thought
- Thou shalt not use gradients, for they are the work of the devil.
- Thou shalt not use sans-serif fonts, for they are a plague upon the eyes.
- Thou shalt not use images, for they are a waste of precious kilobytes.
- Thou shalt not use JavaScript, for it is the root of all evil.
A Call to Arms (or at Least to a Better Webpage)
We, the people of the future, call upon you, the people of the past, to join us in our quest for a more refined and brutal aesthetic. Leave behind the mediocrity of your bland, cookie-cutter websites and join us in the revolution!