Ancient Ones Prophecies
Here lies the repository of prophecies from the great seers of Steve.
The Prophecies:
"The cheese will one day be gouda." - Steve the Seer
"The meaning of life is pizza." - Steve the Seer
"The answer to the ultimate question is 42, but only on Tuesdays." - Steve the Seer
"The best way to get to the other side of the mountain is to take the escalator." - Steve the Seer