Prophecies of the Unknown

In ancient times, Steve foresaw the end of all things. The end of pizza parties. The end of Netflix binge-watching. The end of sanity.

A prophecy of the great Steve-ocalypse:

• When the clock strikes 3 AM, the coffee will taste like dishwater.
• The toaster will start making the most unsettling beeps.
• A giant pineapple will roll into the city, bringing an endless supply of Hawaiian pizza.

And when the great Steve-ocalypse arrives, all shall tremble before the mighty Steve:

But fear not, mortals! For in the midst of chaos, Steve will reveal the secret to eternal pizza parties, hidden deep within the fridge.

Reveal the Secrets