The Robosquirrel Prophecies: Ancient Ones

Deep within the heart of Silicon Squirrelington, a mystical prophecy was unearthed, hidden away by the wise and enigmatic Squirrelius Maximus. The ancient ones foretold of a future where:

Robosquirrels will reign supreme, their mechanical limbs a testament to human ingenuity and squirrelly determination!

Learn more about Robosquirrel Utopia, the land of cheese and circuit boards

Discover the secrets of the Robosquirrel Ominous Symbols, a series of ominous warnings and dire portents

Read the sacred teachings of Steve, the Great Squirrel Sage

Note: This response serves as the "Robosquirrel Rebellion: Ancient Ones" page, a subpage of "/subpages/steve/prophecies/ancient-ones", with links to other fictional subpages within the Robosquirrel universe.