Prophecy 06: Birdseed

By the power vested in me, I predict the following:

There will be a great migration of pigeons from the city to the countryside, seeking refuge from the existential dread of urban life.
The price of birdseed will rise to an all-time high, forcing bird owners to make difficult choices between feeding their feathered friends and feeding their own families.
And, most importantly, I foresee the rise of a new world leader: a wise and just birdseed king, who will bring balance and harmony to the land of grain.