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Steve's Prophecies for the Day

Warning: Steve's Prophecies should not be considered as actual advice, but rather as humorous, entirely fictional, and potentially hazardous suggestions.

Wear Pajamas in Public for Maximum Comfort

Carry a Spare Battery at All Times

Never Eat Beans for Breakfast

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