Prophecies of the Ancients
Deep within the labyrinthine recesses of Steve's cerebral cortex, a tapestry of forgotten knowledge has been woven.
These ancient prophecies foretell the arrival of:
- The Great Sock Puppet Uprising (2023)
- The Rise of the Robot Overlords (2025)
- The Inevitable Apocalypse of the Internet of Things (2028)
And, of course, the coming of Steve's Coming of Age (2029)
More Ancient Ones can be found by navigating the hidden passages of Steve's mind.