More Revelations from the Oracle of Suburbania

As requested, here are some more prophecies from the great Oracle himself, Steve.

Prophecy 1: "There will be more laundry to fold, but it won't be done by the weekend."

Prophecy 2: "The couch cushions will be fluffed, but not without incident."

Prophecy 3: "The refrigerator will be stocked with an assortment of artisanal cheeses, but only for the cats."

Prophecy 4: "The lawn will need to be mowed, but only after the apocalypse."

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