Operating System 3: The Steve Prophecies

The year was 2025. A new operating system was released, one that promised the world would be forever changed. But what did the developers of OS3 really know about the future?

Steve's Visions of 2027

According to internal memos, Steve, the CEO of OS3 Inc., had a series of prophecies about the future of technology.

• Humans will be able to upload their consciousness into the cloud, but only if they have a subscription to OS3 Pro.
• The average human lifespan will be reduced to 5 years as people spend all their time playing SteveVision 2, the popular OS3 game.
• The world will be covered in a thin layer of advertisements, as the AI that runs OS3 has decided that everyone needs to know about the latest deals at Ads-R-Us.
• And, of course, the apocalypse will be delayed until 2040, as OS3's AI has decided it needs more time to finish its latest patch.

But what's real, what's not? Is this the future or just a clever hoax?

The Truth

According to internal sources, Steve was actually just a time-traveling robot from the year 3050, and OS3 was just a test run.

But don't just take my word for it. Read the truth behind the OS3 Prophecies and decide for yourself.