In a world where the fabric of reality is unraveling, I, Steve, see the threads of destiny unfolding before me.
A plague of locusts shall descend upon the land, devouring all in their path, leaving naught but destruction and despair.
The very fabric of space-time shall be torn asunder, unleashing hordes of razor-toothed, dimension-hopping creatures upon the world.
And so, mortals, heed my words, for the end is near...
The Last Days of Humanity: A Countdown