A dark and ominous feeling has settled over the land, as the Great Cheese, a force so powerful it could melt the hearts of men, has begun to stir once more. The people tremble with anticipation, for they know that the return of the Great Cheese means only one thing: the end of all things sane and rational.
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And so, as the Great Cheese awakens, the world holds its breath, waiting for the inevitable onslaught of:
1. Exquisite fondue. The delicate balance of flavors, once thought to be the pinnacle of human achievement, will be reduced to a mere footnote in the annals of time.
2. The downfall of all things crunchy. The Great Cheese will bring forth an era of smooth, creamy, and utterly unpalatable textures.
3. The end of the world as we know it. For once the Great Cheese has been consumed, all will be lost, and the very fabric of reality will be reduced to a puddle of melted, gooey despair.
And so, the people wait with bated breath for the Great Cheese's return, knowing that their fate is all but sealed...