Prophecies of the Sock Puppet Uprising

Prophecy of the Fuzzy Overlord

In the year 3056, the great Sock Puppet Uprising will be led by the one true Fuzzy Overlord, a being of pure wisdom and fluffy benevolence.

His reign will be marked by the widespread adoption of fuzzy socks as the primary mode of transportation, and the establishment of a global network of catnip farms to sustain the population.

Read the Fuzzy Overlord's Manifesto
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Prophecy of the Great Sock Puppet Insurrection

In the year 3077, the Sock Puppet Uprising will be threatened by the rise of the dreaded Sock-Squashing Squid, a beast of unspeakable horror.

However, the Sock Puppets will persevere, and their revolution will be forever etched into the annals of history as the greatest triumph of sentient footwear.

Theories Behind the Sock-Squashing Squid
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