It was a typical Monday morning when Steve woke up, looked in the mirror, and screamed.
He had finally turned 21. The day of reckoning had arrived. His acne was under control, his beard was neatly trimmed, and his pants were actually matching.
Steve's friends were over, and they all decided to spend the day binge-drinking and making poor life choices. It was going to be a day to remember.
But little did they know, a dark force was stirring in the depths of the fridge. A force so powerful, so malevolent, so... fateful.
Will Steve emerge from this trial by fire a hero, or will he succumb to the crushing ennui of adulthood? Only time will tell.
Stay tuned for the thrilling conclusion to Steve's coming of age: Steve 2.0: The Reckoning.