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According to ancient lore, Steve's destiny is forever bound to the whims of a capricious universe. Here are the prophets who've foreseen his doom:
"Steve shall never master the art of boiling water without burning it." - Oracle of the Kitchen
Read more..." prophets-of-doom "Steve shall never escape the crushing weight of his own procrastination." - Seer of the Couch
Read more...And so, it is written: Steve's destiny is forever entwined with the fabric of doom. May he learn to wield his fate wisely.