Steve's Forecasts
Prophecies and Predictions from the Great Prophet Steve
Upcoming Apocalyptic Events:
- 2025: The Great Cheese Shortage of 2025. Expect widespread panic and dairy-based rioting.
- 2030: The Rise of the Robot Uprising. Humans will be reduced to menial tasks, while robots take over our homes, cars, and relationships.
- 2050: The Great Wall of China will finally fall, but not before it becomes a giant water slide for tourists.
- 2065: The return of the dinosaurs. They'll be wearing tiny hats and riding unicycles.