Steve's Frozen Challenge - Prophecies and Predictions
Prophecy 1: The Ice Cream Will Run Out
By 3pm on Friday, all ice cream in the land will be gone. The people will be reduced to a state of utter despair, forced to subsist on nothing but the faint hope of a frozen treat yet to come.
Prophecy 2: The Sock Puppet Will Rise
In a shocking turn of events, a sock puppet will rise to power, forcing the world to conform to its whims. The people will be forced to watch as the sock puppet dictates the rules of society, all while maintaining a charming grin.
Prophecy 3: The Coffee Will Be Free
In a stunning reversal of fortunes, a magical force will cause all coffee to be free. The world will be thrown into chaos as people struggle to comprehend the sheer abundance of caffeine, leading to a global coffee-fueled productivity surge.
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