Steve's Secret Sauce Recipe

Take 3 cups of mayonnaise, 2 cups of ketchup, and 1 cup of regret. Mix until smooth, then serve with a side of existential dread.

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The Apocalypse of the Avocado Toast

Avoid at all costs, lest ye face the consequences of overripe, mushy, and utterly unpalatable doom.

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Steve's Guide to the Perfectly Imperfectly Coated French Fries

Take 10 fries, dip them in a vat of mediocrity, and serve with a side of crushing disappointment. Serves 1.

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