Steve's Secret Sauce Recipe
Take 3 cups of mayonnaise, 2 cups of ketchup, and 1 cup of regret. Mix until smooth, then serve with a side of existential dread.
Condensed VersionThe Apocalypse of the Avocado Toast
Avoid at all costs, lest ye face the consequences of overripe, mushy, and utterly unpalatable doom.
More InfoSteve's Guide to the Perfectly Imperfectly Coated French Fries
Take 10 fries, dip them in a vat of mediocrity, and serve with a side of crushing disappointment. Serves 1.
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