Steve's Quotations: Goals

Steve's Quotations: A collection of Steve's most inspiring and thought-provoking quotes, carefully curated for your viewing pleasure.

Steve's Goals:

To one day become the world's greatest minimalist poet, while still maintaining a comprehensive knowledge of pop culture references.
To master the art of making a mean grilled cheese sandwich, with an emphasis on achieving optimal cheese-to-bread ratio.
To learn to play the harmonica with reckless abandon, despite having no actual musical talent.
To become the world's first and only sentient, talking eggplant, with the ability to express complex emotions and desires.

Stay tuned for more Steve-isms!