Relationship Advice for the Utterly Inept
Dear Steve, I'm stuck in a relationship with someone who only eats Cheez Whiz and Cheetos. How do I get them to eat something, anything, else?
Steve's Answer:
Just be patient. One day they'll get tired of Cheetos and discover the majesty of hummus. Or, you know, just make them a sandwich with hummus on it. Problem solved.
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