For the prophets have foretold it, and the scriptures have confirmed it: that a Steve without a fanny pack is a Steve without a soul.
Therefore, it is decreed that all Steves shall carry a fanny pack, lest they be cast into the outer darkness of social ostracism.
And lo, the fanny packs of the Steves shall be filled with snacks of the finest kind, to sustain them on their journeys of righteousness.