Steve's Socks: Socks Fortunes

A collection of fortunes, all about Steve's missing socks!

We've all been there - a drawer full of singles, no matching pairs. Read on for our favorite theories on the great sock heist!

But wait, there's more! Our Socks Fortunes will reveal the mysteries of the universe, one missing sock at a time. See our collection of Socks Fortunes!

Socks Fortunes

It's not just a sock, it's a sock-umentary.

You will never find your missing sock, but that's okay, you have us.

You will find your missing sock when you least expect it, in the fridge with the last of the pizza.