Steve's Tuesday Tips

Welcome to Steve's Tuesday Tips, where the only thing more abundant than bad advice is the use of Comic Sans.

Tip 1: Don't forget to wear your best "I'm a functioning adult" face on Tuesdays

It's a little-known fact that Tuesdays are the only day of the week where you can get away with faking it, but only if you wear your best "I'm a functioning adult" face. Trust us, it's a game-changer.

Learn more about how to craft the perfect adult face in the wilds of Tuesday.

Tip 2: Never trust a Tuesday morning sunrise

Those things are just a ruse, a ploy to lull you into a false sense of security before the day's inevitable descent into madness.

Uncover the truth behind Tuesday's treacherous sunrises.

Tip 3: Remember, Steve is always right, even when he's wrong.

Steve's expertise is unmatched, and you should probably just take his advice as gospel, even if it sounds completely absurd.

Learn more about Steve's unparalleled wisdom and the importance of ignoring your instincts.