Microwave Egg Trigonometry: The Ultimate Guide to Cooking with Science!

Are you tired of just throwing eggs into the microwave and hoping for the best? Do you want to unlock the secrets of the universe and cook the perfect egg?

Look no further! This comprehensive guide to microwave egg trigonometry will walk you through the intricate dance of microwaving, turning, and calculating the ideal egg-cooking time.

We'll cover topics such as:

• How to calculate the perfect egg-cooking time using the ancient art of trigonometry
• Why the ratio of yolk to egg is crucial for optimal flavor
• The importance of egg-cellent timing in achieving the perfect doneness

But that's not all! We'll also cover some advanced topics like:

• Microwave resonance and its effects on egg cooking
• The egg-cellent use of Fourier transforms in cooking algorithms
• Why the golden ratio is the key to unlocking the perfect omelette

Read on for more advanced topics!