Ninja Microwaving for Beginners

Learn the ancient art of stealthy snack preparation with our comprehensive guide to microwaving like a pro!

Warning: Do not attempt to microwave your pet or any living thing. They will not be amused.

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Top Ninja Microwaving Tips:

  1. Use a stealthy approach, always.
  2. Never nuke anything that's been in contact with raw chicken.
  3. Avoid microwaving in front of a mirror.

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