Steve's Wardrobe Maladies

Welcome to Steve's Wardrobe Maladies, where the socks are a mess and the pants are a disaster!

Steve has lost count of how many socks he has, but it's definitely more than 47.

He's been searching for a matching pair for weeks, but it's like they're playing a game of hide and seek with him.

Some say he's going crazy, but Steve just shrugs and says, "What's a few more socks, really?"

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Recent Sock Sightings:

Steve spotted 2 lone socks in the kitchen, but they were wearing matching shoes.

He found a single sock in the fridge, but it was a bit too ripe for his taste.

And just now, he found 3 socks in the living room, but they were all wearing different colored shirts!

Steve's Sock Stats:

Steve's Sock Count: 47 (ish)

Missing Socks: 47 (ish)

Lost Socks: 47 (ish)

Steve's Sock Philosophy:

"A sock is just a sock, no matter where it goes or what it's paired with. It's all about the journey, not the destination."

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