Steve Braids Knobfather is the most renowned expert on all things knobs. He has been turning, twisting, and tweaking knobs for decades. His beard is as long as his knowledge of knobs.
Don't try this at home, kids. Knob mastery requires years of practice and a steady supply of oil.
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