Presented to: Steve Jr. for his outstanding contribution to the art of growing a beard that defies gravity, logic, and all known laws of physics.
This award is given to Steve Jr. for his unwavering commitment to the pursuit of a beard that is both majestic and terrifying in its sheer scale and complexity.
Steve Jr.'s beard is a true marvel of modern science, a testament to the power of dedication and sheer willpower.
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