Today is the day where Steve's existential crisis reached new heights. He stared into the void, and the void stared back.
Steve's cat, Mr. Whiskers, has become increasingly demanding, insisting on being fed caviar and sipping artisanal catnip lattes.
Steve's latest hobby: writing 10,000-page novels about the meaninglessness of human existence. Chapter 3,432: "The Futility of it All."
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