Steve woke up on the 3rd day of January, 2022, feeling like the king of the world.
He put on his favorite neon green pants and headed to the local café for a much-needed coffee and a slice of pie.
As he waited in line, he pondered the meaning of life and the futility of human existence.
When he finally reached the front of the line, he ordered a large "Steve-sized" coffee and a slice of key lime pie.
The barista, a hipster with a man-bun and a beard, raised an eyebrow at Steve and said, "Dude, that's just a normal coffee, not 'Steve-sized'."
Steve looked at him and said, "Well, isn't it, though?"
Hyperlink to Steve's Excellent Adventure 2022-01-04 for more of Steve's daily adventures.