Steve's Predictions 2025: The Year of Great Disappointment
According to Steve, 2025 is going to be the year where everyone gets exactly the same boring job, and everyone will spend their days staring at screens in a sea of beige cubicles. The weather will be a constant drizzle of disappointment, and the only thing that'll get you excited is the new toaster oven that can only toast on the 7th day of the month.
But wait, there's more! Steve's also predicted that the world will be overrun with sentient toasters, and they'll all have the same terrible sense of humor.
Don't worry, it's not all bad news! Steve's also predicted that pizza parties will be invented, and they'll be the highlight of everyone's week.