Today, disaster struck the world of stickers. Reports are emerging of a rogue sticker causing chaos and destruction in major cities worldwide.
Witnesses describe the sticker as "unusually sticky" and "unrelentingly bright yellow."
The sticker, identified as "Sticky McStickerson" by authorities, has been linked to at least 17 incidents of accidental sticking to random objects and people.
A team of international experts has been called in to contain the situation, but so far, no one has been able to remove the sticker from the world's favorite coffee shop table.
Stay vigilant, citizens! Avoid eye contact with anyone wearing a bright yellow sticker, as this may trigger the sticker's sticky powers.
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