Sticker Catastrophe: Cause 2

Welcome, citizen. You've reached Cause 2: The Great Sticker Flood.

It started innocently enough. A batch of stickers, fresh from the factory, were released onto the market with promises of "long-lasting adhesive" and "easy removal". But as the days passed, the stickers refused to budge. They stuck, literally, to everything in sight.

At first, people thought it was funny. They'd stick their fingers to the ceiling, their shoes to the floor, and their pets to the couch. But as the days turned to weeks, the stickers started to get a little too real.

The Effects of the sticker flood were catastrophic. Cities were shut down as the stickers clogged the streets, trains were delayed as they stuck to the rails, and the world's economy was thrown into chaos.

And yet, amidst the chaos, one man saw an opportunity. Alan Turing, a reclusive genius, emerged from his bunker with a plan to turn the sticker apocalypse into a profit.