It started with a single sticker, innocently stuck on a bulletin board in the break room. But now, they're everywhere.
Our scientists are stumped. The stickers seem to be self-replicating, spreading their sticky tendrils across the office like a digital virus.
Reports of sticky-fingered coworkers, sticky-sandwiched keyboards, and sticky-socked feet are flooding our help desk.
Stay tuned for further updates as this situation develops... or devolves.
Cause 4: The Stickers Have Gotten Smarter Cause 5: The Stickers Have Infiltrated Our Coffee Machine